Clout King Background
Today I am reviewing Terdz by Clout King. I have been a long-time fan of Clout King, and a couple of years back gave their Peanut Butter Cup Strain best strain of the year award. I also reviewed their Waygu strain, the Real Waygu Strain, which is a cut of Meatloaf Breathe. Meatloaf Breathe is the cross of Meatloaf and Mendo Breathe F2.
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With that being said, I believe Terdz by Clout King is an homage to Runtz, not the strain itself but the idea that you can hype anything you rebrand. Not to mention it opened the door for so many jokes about fresh Terdz coming down the pipe or the excitement for me to get finally get my hands on some fresh Terdz.
Terdz Genetics
Terdz is the cross of Jetfuel, Runtz, and Gelato. Like all flowers grown by Clout King, Terdz sets the bar of what a Top Shelf Flowers should look, smell, smoke, and taste like.
Appearance of Terdz
The buds by Clout King are a very light green hue with long orange hairs and some dark green, purplish leaves scattered about. There is a very healthy layer of trichome crystals that cover the colas, only adding to the overall whitish appearance.
Aroma
The aroma was the perfect mix of all three members of the genetic lineage. In the nose, you find some sweet floral berry notes from the Runtz and Gelato complemented perfectly by the gas notes contributed from the Jetfuel.
The Inhale and The Exhale
The inhale of Terdz by Clout King consists of sweet, creamy, peppery, berry notes. While the exhale continued with very smooth, creamy, berry notes. It is not often you see crosses blend so seamlessly together in both the nose and flavor profile. I am impressed.
The Smoking Experience
These flowers were so perfect—everything about them. The cross, the grow, the cure, the end product. The smoking experience really demonstrates that with the super smooth, super tasty experience. The flowers burn clean, and I cannot find one fault with them. Before I learned more about the strain, I thought they were Runtz rebranded, and I think that would be cool because if Clout King grew it, they would be the best Runtz ever.
The High of Terdz
I found the high to be one of my favorites. The Jet Fuel, which is often referred to as the ultimate diesel cross, makes for an energetic, uplifting high while the Runtz and Gelato balance the high out with the familiar, relaxing head high.
So was it worth the money, and would I repurchase Terdz by Clout King?
Yes, and Yes. I have never been disappointed with Clout King, except when I don’t check the label and buy stuff a year old. Remember always to check the package date before purchasing. Terdz by Clout King is one of the best flowers I had from them. I will definitely repurchase it.
Where can Terdz by Clout King be found?
Terdz by Clout King is available Nationwide where cannabis is legal. I believe Terdz might have had a bigger footprint in Michigan before California. I got mine in SoCal at Mankind, but I know it is even easier to find in NorCal.
Terdz Stats
THC: 30.66
CBD: 0.00%
Clout King Website https://cloutkingcanna.com/
Clout King Peanut Butter Cup Review https://zerofux.org/peanut-butter-cup-by-clout-king/
